If you have ever been on the internet, you've done it (presumably, if you're reading this, you've been on the internet). Every day, people choose to "Google" their way to the answers they seek. It's not surprising that with a global culture connecting in ways never imagined, the quest for intellectual pursuit is staggering. And yet, so is the quest for meaningless drivel, mind-numbing pop culture, and downright foolish nonsensical ravings.
It seems only suited for a nut such as myself to present this to you. We've been to the reaches of the solar system, built weapons that can split atoms, and seen the sequencing of our own genes. So what is today's most dire question that Google can answer???